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Steve Coogan just did an accidental PartridgeâŚor accidental Mussolini. 
How about them morherfuckinâ Metropolitans..?
Fuck all yâall OA Yankees!
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Good for domestic flights but the EU doesnât have this increased limit so kind of defeats the purpose 
Theyâve spent a lot of money on this worldwide solving a problem that didnât really exist. Weâd all adapted to it.
The scanners that let you keep the laptops etc in the bag are good though.
Yeah, except in the interim it makes things worse.
Was at the airport the other day, employee was telling everyone to leave everything in their bags.
Got to the front of the queue and was asked if I had laptop etc. in there, and when I said yes was told to take it out. Because they use some machines which deal with it and some that donât. 
Stood at a bus stop in Chiselhurst and Craig Fairbrass from Eastenders back in the day and the Rise of the Footsoldier films walked past me.
Looks like a big, mean bastard IRL too 
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Apparently a lovely bloke mate, complete opposite of the characters he plays
If you havenât seen it, check out Villain with him in the lead role
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Fella has a lovely chin on him.
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I was quite close to saying something, but he was walking with a purpose like he had somewhere to be. Was looking very summer casual, so it was probably just the pub with some bugle in his pocket, but still
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Further evidence that the planet is fucked. Our Great Green Bush Cricket is back in our laurel bush in the front garden for a third year running. It sounds like a cicada, those insects that make that wonderful loud sound in warmer climates. Theyâre extremely rare in the UK away from The Channel Islands and rural areas on the South Coast. But now theyâre a thing in Essex coastal areas too.
It was really warm last night and the sound of that cricket just made it feel like I was on holiday.
Georgia not on my mind.
Whenever I fix myself a bowl of granola, I get an ear worm of a certain song by The Kinks.
Instead of using milk, use champagne that âtastes just like . . . â. Well, you know the rest.
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Iâm not sure if I amuse or annoy the hell out of my wife when I sing the altered lyrics aloud and try to fit G-R-A-N-O-L-A granola into the verses.
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