The randomly nothing thread

Monday. And it was the first question.

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Barclaysmen all!

:poldi:

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Sry to hear. Everlong is a cool song tho, cool story on how it was written, Post singing on the phone etc. Can def defend that choice. Your affection for country is tougher, although specifically Dolly seems to be a pretty cool person outside of music from what I’ve seen and heard by chance :slightly_smiling_face: anyways, hope you get well soon.

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Urine trouble if you pee standing up.

https://x.com/PicturesFoIder/status/1835962386705953222

*if your a nasty fuck and don’t clean your bathroom

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My wife complains about the same.
Now, I pee while I poop to be efficient and considerate.

Only problem is I haven’t yet figured out how to do that while standing and annoy my wife more.

Standing on your wife while you do it should annoy her. :grinning:

I do wish to survive as well.

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I only give it a shake when I’m at a urinal, otherwise I use toilet paper. Shaking it about when you have access to toilet paper is uncivilised behaviour.

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How about peeing while you’re lying down in a bathtub? I think that’s the safest possible way.

:jorginho:

Oh no, how am I supposed to get my slowly prepared fast food now!?

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Feels like so many places are either falling into administration or closing stores up and down the country. This can’t be good.

I mentioned this in another thread regarding Red Lobster. Allot of these chain restaurants are being bought out by vulture capitalist hedge funds who strip them for parts, sell them off and then parachute out while the business slowly decays.

Someone told me the other day they were in a random department store with an entire Toys R Us section—famous department store that went bankrupt.

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Secretly I was pleased it shut down at the time, the place cost me a fucking fortune over the years and now nothing to show for it.

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This video doing the rounds is crazily similar to my own thoughts. Leaving the UK was a massive eye opener. Only planned to leave for a year or so but its now been five, I’m marrying next year and everytime I go back to visit friends/family Im like yeah I just dont want to raise my family here. It’s sad because like the guy I’m proudly british.

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What a miserable cunt if you don’t like living where you are fuck off to Holland and Germany then.
Portugal is swarming with the Dutch saying how shit their country is, the grass isn’t greener on the other side every country has its own problems.
“Expats” just join their own cliques from where they’re from not learning the language or immersing themselves in the culture.
They’re here for the sun only and they are always complaining about the laws and culture.

The uk isn’t shit it’s the cunts like this twat that makes it shit then move abroad and abuse the system bringing their imperial attitude thinking they know better than the locals saying " well it doesn’t work like this in England ".

Sorry should have put this in the what grinds my gears thread

Ironically, I found his miserable rant to be contagious, and am now feeling down about living here.

Bloke makes a lot of fair points though, nothing I’d really argue with there.

Nothing could make me want to move from Scotland tbh

Not even the gray skies?