The randomly nothing thread

Watermelon :watermelon: has to be up there for fruit :goat: status.

Brilliant summer fruit. I am obsessed with buying a watermelon slices box in sainburys lately :joy:

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Strange article in the Daily Mail where Diego Simeone states that players who only have sex four times a month are barred from his teams. Seems there are quite a few coaches still who are obsessed with when players can’t have sex and how often they should be having it.

https://twitter.com/HumansNoContext/status/1665642254407553027?s=20

https://twitter.com/hansmollman/status/1665668106163814400?s=46&t=LlMNFvsPPy2ozwuX8FhQrA

What is this referring to? Clicked the tweet but didn’t get any additional context

This shite

https://twitter.com/superTV247/status/1665646008125075459

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Ducking finally!

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I’ve been enjoying this relatively new YouTuber who somehow manages to nail the whole situation.

Schofield: “It’s a disgrace”
Boris “Can’t we just move on?”

https://twitter.com/m_keeling/status/1667621426117869570?s=46&t=LlMNFvsPPy2ozwuX8FhQrA

:joy::joy::joy::joy:

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What a country

https://twitter.com/bbcworld/status/1667849172760817666?s=46&t=LlMNFvsPPy2ozwuX8FhQrA

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Walking into my local sainburys and seeing they now sell the “grande cup” Starbucks cafe latte iced coffees has absolutely made my Tuesday. :joy:

Batshit crazy that.

Melon gives me heartburn something terrible .

Don’t eat it then…problem solved! :rofl: :rofl: :rofl:

IMG_2337

:joy::joy::joy::joy:

https://twitter.com/dailymailuk/status/1669649093461786624?s=46&t=eJpgg6uHWRsStnASv-OePg

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lol

We aren’t going back to 5 days in the office again lads accept it.

2 office days out of 5 is perfect

I’d say I am much more active and fitter since 2020

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Wish i could work from home man. So close that I’d even accept that 2100 picture thing.

https://twitter.com/stokeyyg2/status/1671496556363628544?s=46&t=LlMNFvsPPy2ozwuX8FhQrA

:henry: :henry: :henry: :henry: :henry: :henry:

That was never on.