The randomly nothing thread

The Cross Bar
#9802

M&S Salted caramel and chocolate hot cross buns are straight fire.

Things you love
#9803

I literally just listened to someone take 30 second wee on mic in a meeting with 83 attendees and I canā€™t stop laughing.

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#9804

Makes me think of this

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#9805

LOL! What was that Steve Martin movie where he was having a piss and a mic was switched on?

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#9806

Do you mean Leslie Nielsen in The Naked Gun? Maybe Steve Martin had one too. :slight_smile:

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#9807

I donā€™t even mean this rudely, at all, but I have no idea what you mean here.

#9808

I have now*

I now have grown a habit of using my mouse in front of laptop which is pretty cool and I wonā€™t divulge more details cause hipsters are lurking

#9809

I donā€™t understand why having wireless mouse makes any difference? My one has a cable and I can use it however I please? Though obviously I have it sat to the right of my keyboard, because Iā€™m right handed. I honestly have no idea where on earth else you would want to position your mouse.

This whole thing is so confusing to me.

#9810

Borrow a wireless mouse and you would see the light.

#9811

But Iā€™d just use it in exactly the same way I currently do, literally nothing would change in terms of ease of use. This is what Iā€™m failimg to understand personally lol.

And I have used a wireless mouse before, this isnā€™t some sort of advanced tech Iā€™ve not yet got my hands on lol

#9812

Flat Earther

#9813

THIS. It feels nicer in your hand and itā€™s a little easier to manouver

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#9814
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#9815

This is true

#9816

This is super weird, or maybe it isnā€™t. But, I just watched the first two of these of the last couple days.

Jane: ā€œCan I interest you in a nightcap?ā€
Drebin: "No thanks, I donā€™t wear them.

The show ā€œPolice Squadā€ is 100% funnier than the films though, actually - if you havenā€™t seen it. Itā€™s like the film but crammed into 20 mins and the jokes just fly one after the other.

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#9817

I probably havenā€™t seen Police Squad in close to 20 years. Agreed it is brilliant stuff.

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#9818

You knew you were in for a treat when the episode would open with the text title of ā€œrevenge and remorseā€ and the voiceover would say ā€œthe guilty alibiā€

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#9819

Had this happen in my garden earlier today. Except it flew off with the pigeon.

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#9820

Nature is metal

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#9821

Always bothered me as a teen they would hide the gore in nature documentaries. You would get a chase and the initial bite then a jump cut to some carcass getting picked at.

It obviously has to be sanitised for mainstream audiences but I think it better learning experience seeing the full story