Been doing this the last few days and itās a God send. Helps me relax a lot and picks my mood up when Iām feeling a little more down and less productive.
Good looking out, brother.
Iāve not had a draught pint in over half a year, yet miraculously youāve made it sound so unappealing that Iām almost not jealous.
You should be jealous dude Iām living the dream.
Poms can struggle with Aussie slang though 
Sounds like something Mick would say after a hard days work on the goat farm with his mate Bronson
Accurate?
This is one of the first examples Iāve not liked haha.
Your slang is pretty great based on what Iāve picked up on from Aussie meme pages, a couple Australian podcasts and Married at First Sight Australia - all of which have made me an expert on Aussie culture
What Australian podcasts are you listening to? And no mentioning Neighbours or Home and Away. Shocking.
I listen to The Weekly Planet, a podcast about comic books, movies and telly. Thats the only regular Aussie one so I should have gone for the singular and not plural. I did listen to The Teacherās Pet, which is an Aussie true crime thing, but that didnāt teach me anything about slang lol.
Youāre too cool Jakey 
Fuck me, that is the truest thing ever written haha. Thatās why I go for a run like once every six months and think āfuck me I canāt be dealing with thisā
Facts - I only āenjoyā extended cardio sessions when itās a tied to competitive sport.
One of my old boxing coaches was a pro boxer and he said the one thing he hated most about boxing was running and thatās just something he never enjoyed. And he said heād never met anyone who actually liked the run lol. And now that I think about it - Iāve never met anyone who ever enjoyed it either.
No amount of music, audio books, podcasts or anything could ever make me enjoy going for a run on its own. Fuck me Iāll never do it again
What about jumping rope?
Fucking hated that too mate but some people enjoy it. Iāve always been a robot so no matter what I do, I just do the do. But I donāt enjoy any form of cardio theyāre all boring to me.
Totally get it. Thankfully found the zone myself though. 
Yeah wondered what you thought, Iām the same. I prefer skating (ice or in-line) thatās class cardio but not always possible in england