Oh okay. Cancel the lot lads cristo sorted. 
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same
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You stick to insulting people about their little peepee 
Improvise. Adapt. Overcome.
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Emery PowerPoint presentation right here.
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Yeah I feel much the same mate, I havenât been to the pub yet with the 2 hour maximum stays here and you must book and be seated.
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Poached, sunny side up and American omelette.
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Fried, poached, American omelette
wtf soft boil 6.5 mins? I boil an egg for 6.5 mins itâs hard boiled. 4 mins = soft, 5 = med 6 = hard.
Unless this is for people who put on a fantasy film score, put on red beanie and proceed to slowly lower their eggs into boiling water with a spoon like theyâre fucking Jacques Cousteau, the egg is your submarine Denise and youâre in the looney bin because everyone who doesnât just put the eggs in with cold water then put the pot on full heat and then forget they did it and rush back into the kitchen 10 minutes later is clearly an insane person.
edit: then Fried Egg and actually American hot scramble now that I think about it.
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Yeah well we canât all live in mountainous regions where eggs boil quicker
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hahaha I donât know man, 6 min is pretty short to get a hard boiled egg.
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Poached egg (itâs a skill to poach the perfect egg)
Fried egg
French scramble
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haha yea maybe. I mean I want mine soft-medium boiled and clearly always forget theyâre on and then have to eat them hard boiled I have no idea how long they were actually in there.
I also donât know if itâs because of how the picture is taken (takes a while to place the objects etc) but soft boiled to me the entire yolk is runny, medium itâs almost like pudding or something and hard boiled itâs all dry, their soft boiled is maybe unintentionally looking like what I consider medium but maybe because itâs been on the table for like 5 mins while they took the picture and it solidified a bit.
I am either way certain that if I boil my egg for 8 minutes from putting them into cold water that yolk is drier than a desert and harder than the white is lol
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Yeah, I use of those egg timers that you throw in with the egg to make sure its super runny still. Iâm sure 4 and a half minutes is how long it says to do it for.
Dippy egg
Poached
Scrambled
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Omelettes are shit, just about the worst use of egg imaginable. Fuck omelettes.
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Kk
Iâd like somewhere in between those french scrambled eggs and the American scrambled eggs.
Also whatâs the difference betweens sunny side up and fried egg?
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Yeah, thatâs me. More towards the French side than the American definitely, but not quite that runny.
Then itâs poached eggs and dippy soldiers.
Dippy soldiers are a big boy munch and totally appropriate for grown men.
