Haha you don’t really get an option for that when you’re Israeli
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Thought she married her high school boyfriend
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Like @Cristo says. Perfection, 10/10. Not one flaw.
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funny now I wonder how many times that’s flown over my head 
I guess there’s some overlap of when it is used which is why I guess I never picked up on it. For the record she looks alright (and either way I wouldn’t just drop a rude comment like that if I disagreed anyway).
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We would have had an Arsenal game to round off our Easter weekend tonight if all was normal in the world 
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Tbf my weekend is probably improved by not being capped off by losing 3-0 away to Wolves
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Hahahaha so fucking true, I’d still take a standard midlands shemozzle over our current plight though.
Or a south coast shemozzle, or a north west shemozzle or any of the other many away grounds we routinely get shemozzled nowadays.
Shemozzle.
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F’ckin Wolves.
Hope we smash em
Shemozzle is now my favourite word.
Absolutely fuming I’ve lived thirty years of my life without ever coming across it.
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Maybe it’s just me but I’d still much prefer that scenario to having no football. 
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Yeah it’s just you
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I’d kind of be happier if the virus and Arsenal could both fuck off forever I’ve decided.
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No it’s not 
Aussie slang 
It’s only proper Aussie slang if Alf has said it on Home and Away. I will check the archives
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I know what you mean mate, ultimately, I would too.
If you’re gonna be a football fan you have to take the rough with the smooth, if you find yourself genuinely wishing there’s no football just so you don’t have to see your team lose then you might as well just give up following the sport lol
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I figured it must be, but when I googled it the suggestion is that it has its roots in Yiddish, which seemed to make a lot of sense.
Great word.
I do love Aussie slang (well, what I’ve basically picked up from memes). Shelving pingers and having a root are probably my faves lol
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