The randomly nothing thread

Porto to Brest on loan. :unamused:

I’m leaving Roma and going to PSG for Ā£200m.

I want everyone to know, I did it for the money.

Inter Milan to Manchester United for 1p.

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I’m leaving Roma for Qarabag on a free haha

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Celtic to Ajax for 100k. Going to be an emotional send off though. Last season of my career.

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I’m leaving Barca for Real Madrid for 70M… not bad :xhaka2:

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I’m leaving Inter for CFR Cluj on loan.

Clearly in the twilight of my career.

Will Inter take me back? :worried:

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No. Conte is brutal. Wolves might take ya though. They’re short on bodies.

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Leaving Man City for Qarabag in a $40m+1 deal

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As if Qarabag have that kind of money! :smiley:

Their owners are loaded, I’ve seen them.
They quarabag full of cash wherever they go.

As usual a shady deal in progress

would have sounded more like real life if it was the other way round

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Leaving Arsenal to join PSG for £30million.

Damn :arteta:

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Haha. True that.

Just a quick Q: What the deal with nightlife in Bangkok/Combodia? Do local women sleep with tourists for money under like a ā€œgirlfriendā€ arrangement. The tourist pays for their drinks/food/transport and then they do whatever afterwards?

Came across this vid on youtube which I found odd

I think you meant to post this in the holiday thread pal

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That bloke’s got a pair of tits on him, eh? :slight_smile: :wink:

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Take it you’re asking for a friend yeah

They’re called prostitutes. And for money the women will fuck you up the arse if you like.

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