The randomly nothing thread

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#6738

Did you just assume the gender of my brother’s offspring you prehistoric cunt?

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#6739

For the pre-edit lol

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#6740

Haha you caught me you bastard :arteta:

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#6741

I think these are a decent idea

https://www.thebookpeople.co.uk/webapp/wcs/stores/servlet/FacetDisplay?categoryId=133705&filters=2a2&facetGroupName=Age&facetOptionName=Toddlers&catalogId=10051

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#6742

Can’t help but feel the parents will likely hate you for getting their one and a half year old a noise machine lol

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#6743

:t_rex: :t_rex:

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#6744

How about a trainset?

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#6745

@Gio @Luca_from_Italy

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#6746

Fuck it just have an upside down Mussolini.

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#6747

I’ve got her books just recently but that’s always a classic gift for a child.

I think I’m going with either guitar or piano. My brother might actually backhand me one if I got the drums

#6748

Don’t forget the amp.

#6749

buy her a lottery ticket and scratch cards, if she wins big then she can get what she likes

#6750

My kid got a big tube of mega bloks for his birthday.

Safe to say I’ve already had the purchaser’s money’s worth of enjoyment from them.

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#6751

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I am leaving Barcelona for Juventus to go play with beautiful Aaron Ramsey and the beautiful Dybala. But if I change my name to my married name I’m going to Qarabag… tough one. What would you do @Craigie ?

#6752

You didn’t include the price eejit

I’m leaving Valencia to join Rangers for 50k on 378k a week

#6753

Lyon to Ajax for 1p. Good deal for the Dutch side. :santi:

#6754

Is it? Sounds like they are over spending to me :laughing:

#6755

:bellcry:

#6756

I’m leaving Barcelona for Juventus for 40 million and £1, would have worked out perfectly If I was joining arsenal instead :slight_smile:

#6757

job searching is actually so boring, brings back bad memories of my job centre days