It took a good 2 or so months for the love for my child to surpass the love for my rabbits, so I reckon I could adopt a human no problem.
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This was a promoted tweet on my timeline.
They even have reviews from people 
My wife had a four year old from a previous relationship. It was made easier because the other bloke shot through.
After a few weeks of going out I met the lad for the first time.
We got on well but took it slowly and grew our relationship from there.
Twenty six years on with two further additions where still going strong.
I never refer to him as anything other than my own because that’s how it feels.
In many ways I have everything in my life because of him really. If he wouldn’t of. took to me the relationship with his mum doesn’t develop.
Thinking about it, winning his love gets me two more kids who all being equal their love sort of guaranteed.
This isn’t a post about moralising or sentimentality. It’s about people having preconceptions of what they think in abstract they couldn’t accept. Maybe you can’t reconcile that right now, just give some thought that it might not be the worse thing in the world.
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Did you squish the tiny death machine?
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Girlfriend called out “ it’s a redback, it’s a redback “ yeah squished it, amazing how something so small can cause you a fair chunk of grief.
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Red backs are well fucking poisonous aren’t they? Like second only to the funnel web and Brazilian wandering spider I think?
Hardcore bro!
@Stroller that’s an awesome story, glad to hear it worked out so well for your family. Great example of adoption working out!
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Yeah mate, they’re pretty much up there after those two you mentioned.
I’ve had a bad run last 2 weeks, seen a top 10 most venomous snake and now a top 10 spider 
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Fuck it. I’ll stay where I am, at least you can see our ‘deadlies’ - bears, cougars, wolves, etc. Rarely are they seen anyway. They all prefer to stay away from people.
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Yeah but your paying for Harry and Meghan soon.
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Meghans a bit of a cougar anyway so she’ll fit right in.
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Venomous you mean 
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Ahhh yes of course, poison is ingested and venom is injected. How could I forget.
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You fucking IDIOT
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Can’t believe it’s still free
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I agree to find out the day you usually need to buy a newspaper or something. Incredible value
Its Davidattenboroughday? This weeks flying
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Oh!!
Amongst all the talk of circumcision and adoption I forgot to tell you all I passed my driving test yesterday!!
At the young young age of 29. It only took 7 years, 5 instructors in 2 countries and 3 goes at the test but I did it!!
The three tests thing is bullshit though, the first test I got 5 minors and 1 major driving out of the test centre. 2nd test I got 2 minors but was stuck behind a girl taking her test the whole way and she kept fucking up these junctions which kept letting me get stranded in no mans land waiting for the lights - the examiner even said it was really unfortunate but he had to fail me on a technicality even though it was another drivers fault. Then yesterday I got 2 minors but finally passed, although I just about got away with it - I had the same examiner as the previous one and he said there was a bus overtaking that I did that was a bit aggressive that he could have failed me for but he said that would have been harsh given what happened in my last test as well so noted it as a minor!
What I have noticed is that people drive like absolute dog shit in London and I have no intention of driving in this city whatsoever and in fact, the last time my girlfriend drove her car was in September so really I don’t think I’ll make use of my license much at all but at least now I can say I have it!
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