I would eat that in one day
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Thatâs because youâre a child :ozil:
Fat child*
Weirdo
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You know Iâm playing. After all, I like Love Island, Iâm hardly fucking qualified to be an arbiter of taste or traditional masculinity.
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Amen
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And hereâs our resident spokesman for toxic masculinity 
No, Iâm joking mate.
Thatâs @arsenescoatmaker
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âMisogyny is wrong and being wrong is for womenâ was pretty special though. 
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When Iâve read all unread and new threads, at the bottom of the thread OA still regularly recommends that thread to me 
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âToxic masculinityâ? Is that bloke whoâs been shagging your bird thatâs knocking on your door saying he lives at your place and asking what the fuck youâre doing there?
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:laca2:
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This post is like the portal in Being John Malkovich
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But Jakey why did he knock on your door at 2am thinking he was living there? Did someone in the house make him think that?
You might have a point to be fair. What should I do next?
Turn the other cheek.
There was an old Dday Vet on BBC breakfast this morning who was being honoured for raising money for a WWII memorial and it was all very touching and he was saying some very poignant things about war and love and humanity and the hosts were loving it and moving over to sit next to him and be very empathetic and then all of a sudden he started railing against the lack of God in society and the council of Nicaea and how we should all be thankful and grateful to God and you could see the hosts getting more and more uncomfortable because the producers were screaming at them to shut him up but how do you shut up a 96 year old war hero?!?
Fucking hilarious
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Who ever changed my user tag. Thanks! 
Iâd use different wording but it means the same thing
Is it true that fireworks are sometimes used by drug dealers to signal to their users that theyâve got a new shipment of drugs in?
Come on Cristo, @ the people you think will know the answer 
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