In the last few months I’ve found the best shampoo ever to use, so happy
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These tweets will honestly never get old.
The ones aimed at Hulk Hogan will forever remain 
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Just gonna say that the day I saw your post I got 12 wings deep into this before reflecting on where my life was heading. The heat and oil content gets a bit real by that point.
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Jim - now that’s a proper Brexit name
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Surprised it isn’t green after this week 
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Yeeeee Haaaa!
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This seems to be completely untrue, sadly.
Most things in the Bible are more fanciful than this.
“The trouble with the French is… they have no word for entrepreneur”
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Come to think I kind of recognise it before. Think it’s fake now I think about it but it’s totally believable haha
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I never knew I needed a Snoop Dogg Vs Gazza beef but I’m glad I got it.
Hope there’s diss tracks involved.
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