If I’m wearing jeans its right pocket but if I’m wearing a coat/jacket its left pocket.
Think I need to speak to someone
1 Like
Right handed here
Phone in left pocket and wallet in right pocket
3 Likes
was gonna post how discriminated against I get on a daily basis for being left-handed.
Just grabbing a pair of scissors I am reminded of my inferior value to society as occasionally the blade bevels go the wrong way so I’m off by a couple of millimetres when I cut if I don’t pay attention, and sometimes the thumb part of the handle is uncomfortable if you go in from the other side. Other times I try to use an old can opener (can only afford canned food due to being left-handed) but they’re only comfy if you go counter-clockwise around the lid and I have to go clockwise but hey who cares?
Just, did any of you ever consider, even for a second, how all the time you say when you are “correct” you are “right” and what it’s like to constantly hear that as a left-handed person?
Tired of this shit and these jokes are not funny @Jakeyboy.
3 Likes
Someone rename it to
Lesbian Gay Bisexual Trans Queer Disable LeftHanded (LGBTQDLH)
Finally we rise up.
I remember being segregated by a teacher in a cricket class because we had to stand on the other side of the stumps and they didn’t like it.
And I had to drop guitar lessons at school because they said I’d have to buy my own one as the 10 they had there were all right handed and I wasn’t dexterous enough to play them.
3 Likes
I don’t have a cellphone.
1 Like
me neither 
1 Like
Ah, so that’s why you’re not a famous rock star. Your life could have been so different!
A legend in my own mind.
1 Like
@Trion I reckon the difficulties we face are of the same magnitude yes.
@Craigie absolutely. Tired of this hate we get every day for being different. I didn’t choose the left-hand life, the left-hand life chose me. I’m all for getting organised but I’m playing video games tonight and tomorrow I think I’ll go for a stroll in the park if the weather is good but maybe some other time or something.
I’m right handed but in order to get some dexterity in my left hand I’ve been brushing my teeth with my left hand for almost 10 years now. And I always like to force my left hand whenever I can, carrying something etc, to balance out the skill and strength in both sids (the right hand is still much stronger). Although one particular movement is still exclusively reserved for the right hand. :pepe1:
2 Likes
They’re good posts though, they go: Tierney is well hung, Willock has an itty-bitty wee-wee, Xhaka has a small prick but Leno is blessed with a grade A choad, in all seriousness Bellerin’s got a piece on him, Gonzo’s got big dick energy, Sven was equipped as f, unclear if David Luiz’ got a sized schlong but Anthony Taylor definitely does not, Wenger’s got a horses cock while Arteta’s got a tiny willie. And Auba should play central, I disagree with that but I agree he’s got an absolute unit on him.
5 Likes
Ffs… he got aids??
You can literally see the line where it stops being a green and pleasant land and becomes Scotland.
8 Likes
Proper ‘‘that’s not my job’’ that.
3 Likes
So fucking sexy dude.
Youre going to want to stunt its growth now so youre not replaced.
7 Likes