The randomly nothing thread

The Cross Bar
#7907
  • OA men who are stuck with their partners donā€™t want to have sex anymore.
  • AC watches porn while his latina partner is working in same room.
  • SD asked someone to ā€œgo suck on your fatherā€™s dickā€.
  • Bavin fought someone and then graduated with his grandfather.
  • SRCJJā€™s ex makes fake account to abuse him on Instagram DMs.
  • Cristo cheated on his gf by eating outside Keto Diet
  • Robin lost love for Cristo after Cristo called her out for going to Cheltenham. I waited for this day.
  • Pheobica got married but David Hillier doesnā€™t get the hint.
  • One another female poster quit her teaching job to become a coder.
  • Craigie hates his offspring
  • Calum doesnā€™t share Atletic articles

Just top of the head recall.

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#7908

Had to take a complaint on from one of our team members today.

No word of a lieā€¦ Someone called Karen wanted to speak to a manager :joy:

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#7909

Points 2 and 3 could use a bit of clarifying but otherwise top work :+1:

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#7910

I know someone who is perfectly placed to elaborate on point 2ā€¦ :xhaka2:

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#7911

Wtf? :joy: :rofl:

#7912
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#7913

Trion-bot going in

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#7914

Lol Instagram seen zoom taking off and now want some of that pie :joy:

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#7915

Love how conspicuously they are including all ethnicities possible there :joy:

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#7916

Gutted not to make the list here, however I guess boy who cried wolf doesnā€™t sell many papers :joy:

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#7917

Italian kid on the canvas. Gets up beats the count and becomes champion of the world.
You seen Rocky then. Your on the count of seven. Get up. . .

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#7918

My bad Gio

Mysty, Gio hides from some cringey customer who always tries to banter with him or give suggestions on drinks or something like that.

Gio and his gf put their initials on each otherā€™s Instagram. Yes you read that right. initials on Instagram to indicate that they are a couple.
Whose idea you say?
Gio, it was Gioā€™s idea.

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#7919

Good list of beers above. Poretti is top class, as is Asahi. I realise I am a decade late on this but fuck you all in advance if you have anything to say on this matter

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#7920

What the hell? I donā€™t remember this. Rest of your comment is true haha

#7921

I tried finding your post but gave up. I vaguely remember this but not sure about the context.

#7922

Not a good time to point out that Iā€™ve never heard or Poretti then?

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#7923

One of my pavorite beers mate

#7924

Same here.

Sounds like a fake brand created by a bunch liars on an internet football forum.

#7925

Itā€™s not that common but Iā€™m sure Iā€™ve had it at one of the random restaurants in Westfield Shepherds Bush, canā€™t remember which one. And I had it in various places before that when I visited Rome, Sorrento and Positano last year. Thereā€™s a few different types of Poretti, I couldnā€™t tell you which one I even had but it was good shit. Give it a go if you ever find it though I can only comment on the draught versions I had.

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#7926

@Cristo it definitely exists. Many hotels and bars in the Lake District have it actually. Itā€™s not bad, but Moretti is superior.

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