I’m just tyred of hearing about inflation now. Don’t get too deflated @JakeyBoy.
Were you pumping air or hydrogen? Whichever, a quid is fucking scandalous.
Was someone blowing it in using their mouth? If yes, well that’s 30p overcharged.
Guy’s out for a round of golf with his wife. As his wife drives off from the first tee a gust of wind blows her skirt up. “Jesus! For god sake woman, you’ve got no knickers on!” She replies, “I know. You don’t give me enough money for things like that.” Reaching into his pocket he pulls out a comb, hands it to her and says, “Well, at least tidy yourself up a bit.”
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United fan in the pub says, “The team’s really pissing me off, I need to go somewhere nice for a holiday.” Bloke standing next to him pipes up, “Can’t beat Bournemouth.”
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Flew across Canada last night, arrived home at midnight. It had been New Year three hours already from where we had left five hours previously. Time zones really are crazy!
Australia is in 2025
Canada is in 2024
Manchester United fans are still in 1999
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