What case? And what exactly are you resting it on? 
Back in my day cases weren’t allowed to rest, they worked for a living.
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When everything used to be fields and everyone spoke the queen’s English
I’m afraid I no longer identify as a case . I’m now a fridge freezer . Please understand my rights as an integrated kitchen appliance.
Thank you
Under the Cosh podcast - David Hillier
Everything you wanted to know about cases but were afraid to ask !
Brilliant listen 
Cor blimey me ol’china, strike a light g’uvnor
Fancy a few Uri’s down the frog in the local rub or a few Kings at my cat’n’mouse
Cor blimey
Fuck me this nonsense is giving the Reddit Hogwarts crisis a run for its money. What are we on? Like day 5 of this bullshit?
You forgot the women that are complaining that the same dude is of Nikes sports bra range. Could not make this shit up a dude face of sports bra range because he said he is a woman 
I forgot when I looked into him he is sponsored by tampon. I can’t the west is done for might as well learn Chinese or convert to Islam
https://youtube.com/shorts/Yw-7YrnJziU?feature=share
This guy is gold.
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Second day? What sort of weaklings are like that on day 2?!
Almost identical situation on a stag in Barca last year, except the shots were ordered at noon on day 2, not 10. I was badly hanging from the night before and just having the beer I’d ordered felt like enough of a challenge already, I think the shots would have led to my face becoming acquainted with the beach bar’s grotty toilet bowl 
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