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Murderer in my house: Washing machines…
Me hiding under the bed: …Live longer with Calgon
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Murderer in my house: did somebody say…
Me hiding under the bed: just eat!
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Starting to think this serial killer is doing Gods work
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Surely if he was a serial killer, he’d say “I’d rather have a bowl of…”
Me under the bed: coco pops!
(I’ll get me coat)
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Me under bed: Fuck how did I fit under here
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Murderer in my house: 0-800-00
Me hiding under the bed: 10-66.
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I knew that number before I knew my mobile number 
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