At least ten letters going in purely because they never got the invite 
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“I thought it was a business cake”
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‘where Carrie Johnson surprised him with a cake, we’re told.’
And there’s the excuse.
His own fault for being such a bloody beloved boss.
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Nice try, Nadine
It’s alleged that the prime minister’s wife, Carrie Johnson, helped organise a surprise get-together.
ITV News understands that the interior designer, Lulu Lytle - who was not a member of No 10 staff - also attended the gathering.
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She was a political nobody before Boris. No wonder she is clinging on for dear life.
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She was on I’m a Celebrity a few years ago lol.
Were did he pick her up from? 
I didn’t realise the ban on parties applied to birthday parties!!
Nobody told me it wasn’t allowed so I thought it was alright.
The English
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He genuinely thinks he will get away with it
Why wouldn’t he?
He’s got away with everything else
Bit like Arsenal
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To be fair, as someone who used to fucking hate when the office gathered around me on my birthday I did very much feel as if I was being ambushed at times
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I refuse to work on my birthday just in case anyone gets any ideas.
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*“Eat the cake, Johnson”
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One thing I think the British public needs is a conversation on the growing trend of an increasing proportion of PM’s taking that position without consent from the British public, in the form of an election. It’s going to happen again when this PM steps down or is forced out. Maybe some legislation needs to be proposed (initially in the form of a petition) because the trend from Gordon Brown onwards is pretty ridiculous really.