The Conservative Party

Oh no I do, but we started feeling so bad about how incompetent everyone was and that they weren’t getting any food we decided to vote for Matt because he’s been handling the trials so well and he’s actually keen on the rehabilitation of his reputation

Wish he’d do 10 years in a labour camp as rehabilitation instead of this shit

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Why is this being used a slight lol. A lot of employers offer private health and dental through your contract. I have that benefit myself

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He’s really doing life wrong if he’s worth £700m and still using the NHS for his GP.

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He probably values his health and his loved ones’ health.

Good on him.

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He wants to be a celebrity. We’ll be seeing him sitting next to Susanna Reid on Good Morning Britain before long, just like Ed Balls.

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The Hancock and Balls breakfast show will be a winner.

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Speaking of GMB

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Anybody that complains about anything healthcare related, from their GP to a&e to specialist clinic waiting times, should be directed to Matt Hancock.

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Especially if they voted Tory. :grinning:

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Having to take abuse every day or people angry at you for problems that you had nothing to do with but are now placed in your lap.

While cunts like Hancock can piss about shagging their secretary and eat slugs on holiday.

Fuck off

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Where can you buy these tory blocker doorsteps?

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Amazing thread

Of course the knuckledraggers will find somethin to take issue with

But it’s all factual

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The only problem when he talks of austerity he omits the fact the labour left the country bankrupt which is why they had to do “austerity”. Again these tories has higher government spend than even Blair’s government now and also higher tax. There is a lot said there that just flat out doesn’t tell it’s reader why there was less spend at the start of the Tory government

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Blair isn’t a liberal, he’s a conservative. There’s a reason why the Murdoch press were fully behind him.

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Blair believed in Trotsky communist ideas, far removed being a conservative.

I didn’t know Murdoch was a communist. You learn something new every day.

He was briefly into Trotsky as a young man/student, but said that that period of his life lasted for about a year.