Surname checks out
Me thinks the tories need supervision around young men and boys 
Let’s not forget Boris getting his dick sucked by Carrie in his office while his wife was going through chemo.
He’s finished. Again. No really this time.
The Mail have been going with anti Boris headlines for a while now. He seems to have done alright without them.
This is big
This is sweet revenge for sacking him. Impressive patience 
Javid is such a big cunt too but glad he’s jumped it further weakens Boris position.
Don’t think there’s a single Tory that can reverse their current decline
Knows the jig is up
Took the likes of him far too long to leave the sinking ship though, despite leaving they will all have the stench that will follow them
Rishi gone too!
Has a minister ever resigned on the same PM twice before
Lmaoooooo
Game, set, match
Surely Boris can’t hang on now
Slimeball too lol
Just before PMQ’s too 
That Fabricant cunt is finally going to get a ministerial job now 
Incredible scenes 