Sven Mislintat



Sven Facts:

Sven Mislintat never dials the wrong number, you just answer the wrong phone.

Sven Mislintat knows Victoria’s secret.

When Sven Mislintat turned 18, his parents moved out.

Sven Mislintat lost his virginity before his dad did.

Superman wears Sven Mislintat pajamas.

When Sven Mislintat swims in the ocean, the sharks are in a steel cage.

Sven Mislintat will never have a heart attack. His heart isn’t nearly foolish enough to attack him.


Did you google Chuck Norris jokes? :smile:


Shhhhh they are all applicable.:grin:


Your adoration towards him makes me want to join his hate camp.
I shall wait for him to fuck up with some player.

I shall wait.


How dare you, he’s making all our dreams come true!! Wtf kind of statement is this??!!


He looks like @shamrockgooner 's dog.



Super super Sven Mislintat!


He’s actually very attractive in a sort of “I’m about to rescue your football club from Wenger” way :+1:


@Arsenal4thetreble love the new avi. This Sven love is endearing.

Edit: time to name the club Arsvenal






Does he know anything about Low?

Got to admit, I’m feeling a lot less sceptical about this guy lol


He said he’s got no clue who they could be looking at for manager.


Someone needs to make a gif of the ‘Heres Johnny!’ Scene from The Shining, with Sven coming through the door and Wenger in a mess in the corner


Why do I have a gut feeling that you are football mole?


So are you 2 putting allot of faith in this mole animal then? Does he bury his way underground into Colney to get his info before quickly typing onto twitter with his nose?


The new guy from Farcelona starts today as well, ‘Head of transfer relations’.

The times they are a-changin’ for Big Weng :+1:


Good. Our frontline has been sorted in this window, then let’s sort our defensive line in the summer.


I think we still need a winger or two tbh cause Laca and Auba should be playing striker.