Shkodran Mustafi (We got himmmm!)

If /r/gunners physically manifested it would be a male between the ages of 18 and 30 with a faux retro 1988/9 away kit, skinny jeans and sunglasses. My guess is he would have voted to Remain in the EU, thinks The Wire is the greatest tv show ever produced and firmly believes EDM will change music forever. I hate this person and he’s not even real.

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When that guy Clyde is running around like a mental patient and and a supporter, I guess some people look up to, makes a video of himself weeping because we didn’t sign anyone, it makes the fan base look pathetic. Obviously that’s not all gooners but it’s a vocal monority. As a casual observer of Arsenal twitter you see a lot of the same thing. I just wish as a club we’d hold our heads a little higher, but whatever fanatics gonna be fanatics I guess. Queue the “Well it’s Wenger’s fault cause he drives us to act like this!! Ermagerd!!” posts…

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Pretty much all categories of humans that are large enough sample-wise are going to have some nut jobs.

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This should be a thing. One very loud person who gets taken as “the voice of the people” regardless of whether or not anyone agrees with them.

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I2004 would fucking love that gig

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Footy Manager stats again. :slight_smile: Ha.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=LyQu3nPZv3w

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And the days just keep on ticking by…saddening.

Dortmund wanted Toprak but Leverkusen had no intention of selling him. No way cheap bastards like us are going to land him.

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Should be fantastic to ask them if they say how Sanogo was good in Football Manager two editions ago…

Shocking journalism :xhaka:

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I’m assuming from your post that he’s in the Top-rack of defenders?

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They’ve been pursuing a centre back all summer, earlier this month Voller mentioned negotiations for Dragovic although that still hasn’t happened.

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:joy::joy::joy:

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vocal monority
This should be a thing. One very loud person who gets taken as “the voice of the people” regardless of whether or not anyone agrees with them.

LOL! I read that as ‘moronity’. Amiright?

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@darkseid . Your right Arsenal figure that they are the only ones in for mustafi and therefore willl lowball them . they do this time and again , they may not even be in for him. all they have done is ask the price which Dick Law does to nearly every player in the market . "But theyve agreed terms I hear u say " well they did that with mataa and higauin and they never arrived . they do it to unsettle the player and to get him to agitate the move thinking this will reduce the price. failing that they will drag the move out untill either someone else comes in or the selling team cracks. this is classic “bottom feeding” tactics and it wastes the one thing we dont have much of Time !!! Ive seen this b4 ,none of u beleived me when i told you they do this but the evidence is right in front of you.

Other than the clothes, that’s me! :slight_smile:

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9/10.

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FA Cup Final day 2014

Apart from the bit about EDM, you’ve basically described me. It doesn’t feel good being hated.

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Can’t wait until we sign Mustafi and then the AKB’s can beat me over the head with how Wenger always gets his man and good deals take time and how I would have had us overpaying to get the deal done quickly when ONCE AGAIN this would be ANOTHER absolute bare minimum signing. As in this is the least that Wenger could do for us.

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It’s me too guys. I’m self hating. Let’s hug it out.

Also @JakeyBoy, that top is amazing. I’ve been looking for the blue zig-zag one for years but nobody has a men’s small anymore.