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Keane and Redknapp loving their new spurs :face_vomiting:

“They’re not Spursy any more”

In just the past two months they’ve taken the lead against Chelsea, Wolves, Villa and West Ham and lost all four matches. Against Wolves they were one up until past the 90th minute before conceding two and losing ffs.

Goldfish cunts on punditry tonight.

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I thought Spursy also referred to them never meeting increased expectations and becoming more than what they are? They’re 5th. They haven’t done anything special.

Weren’t they “expected” to win at ManUre today? Well, only by their fans. Given that they were playing the PL’s resident shitshow, I’d deem it spursy enough for me.

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Richest club in London according to Deloitte.

They should definitely capitalise on that and release a dvd of their cleaner dusting out their trophy cabinet.

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How is that calculated? I wonder if that’s to do with the stadium?

That sure aint calculated properly considering they are like ÂŁ1bn in debt. You cannot be called the richest when you can barely improve your squad because of how much you owe and can barely keep up with your repayments.

Totally agree, not quite how it was always levelled at us post 2006.

Spurs are an NFL and concert venue with a side line in football. No doubt the new bigger toilet bowl brings in a lot of money.

Either that or Joe Lewis’ insider dealing really paid off.

https://twitter.com/samuelluckhurst/status/1751002297092407483

“Wait till we’ve got Madders and Micky back, mate”

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I reckon they will be thinking of moving Ange on this time next year.

No real basis for that.

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https://x.com/stillmanator/status/1751001809424896499?s=46&t=2U6XWqnXYlWg-4shy9vWIA

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6000 is guaranteed now.

https://twitter.com/_SpursTrophies/status/1750444285512585573

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63 years since they won the league… that’s longer than Wenger went.

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There will no doubt be a puff piece dropped from that soppy sod at The Athletic about how valiantly Ange and his team of geezers are in the process of building a title winning team. It was apparently this season but there you go.

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It’s amazing that both spurs and Newcastle have gone so long without winning a trophy, considering they are both massive clubs with money.

Clubs like Everton, Leeds, Blackburn, Derby, Nottingham Forest and Leicester have won the league title, and Portsmouth, Wigan and Leicester have won the FA Cup, since either spurs or Newcastle have.

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Btw, there needs to be more talk about how Spurs spent 50m on Brennan f’n Johnson.

I’ve seen tacticos online in the past trying to make a case about his pace and movement and all I can think about is the other Welsh flop, Dan James.

I genuinely don’t see it with this guy, never did. He’s been as shit as I expected him to be them. Honestly I believe he’s bang average and I reckon he’ll end up back in the Championship soon.

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I just googled it, cos honestly, I was sure you must be miles off.

Had no idea he cost that much, fucking hell.

There will be…but unfortunately more so to do with Forest and how/why they couldn’t submit that deal in time for accounting purposes.

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