His team is up against it, and he fucks off to hospital. Man’s got some gall.
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Sacked is when they remove his balls, not his gall bladder.
Well done boys! We’ll save you a spot for our parade. 
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thanks for helping us, now go back to being Spursy
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Thank you Spursy
We should win the title to thank them properly
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I’ll buy a fucking spurs kit if we win the league by 2 points
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for toilet paper?
Thats absolutely to far
What are going to do with that kit. i need details.
He has a dog
So you want his dog to die? BAN HIM MODS !
It’s an ugly dog so I won’t mind but no, he can wipe his dog’s poopy arse with it.
I’ll get a tattoo!
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Remember when people thought Yves f’n Bissouma would bench Hojbjerg, lol.
The guy is very underrated. MOTM for me today, clearly not the most talented but he has fantastic understanding of the game. He’s pretty much their own version of Xhaka.
One of those players you just know will end up coaching and do a good job at it.
I have decided as a reward for their performance today I shall purchase one beer in their stadium when I bring my dad there for his 70th. Congrats spurs, you finally earned something.
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Buy the old fella one beer? Tight as a fish’s arse, that. Repent ye. 
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He doesn’t drink 
Absolved, then. 