I was in Waitrose’s carpark today and this dear old fella was struggling with his trolly , obviously one of the wheels was a bit buckled and I thought the ol’fella was going to have a heart attack try to push it , so in the goodness of my nature I went over to help him ……
‘ can you manage ‘ I asked him
and to my horror he replied
‘ fuck off …… I don’t want the Tottenham Job
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Those cobwebs are made from the same spiders that have occupied their trophy cabinet for so long.
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Empty cup holster.
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Won’t your drink go straight through that?
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Bit like the majority of their cup runs 
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They don’t have cups at Tottenham so it’ll be fine 
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Hey! They have the Audi Cup!
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That’s gathering dust as we speak
I’m reminded of the cupholder in ‘The Homer’.
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Think they need to hire a clearner
Haha, Cup holder, couldn’t describe any of their players as that.
Haha, Spurs no win trophies, haha.
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Average support with no cups but plenty of boobs.
Still no manager but I’m sure they’re keeping abreast of the situation.
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Loooooooool
Gattusso to spurs? What a shit club.
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Shows how much of a fraud Levy is, he’s had some luck in striking gold with Kane and bringing in Poch etc but he’s no visionary.
He’s been exposed ever since he got rid of Poch.
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Thanks for the mammaries
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How broke can they be? This is crazy.
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Yeah they must be piss broke for a man that worked under the Friedkin Group is not interested in your role.
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They’re still in massive debt from their stadium. Something we know a lot about 
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