Riccardo Calafiori (33)

Again, fine.

But to everyone and particularly youngsters who might think that they’re freaks because they have bodily hair, it’s normal, don’t get fooled by superfluous “hygiene” or “styling” products.

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Or waxed. Some people have access to superior tools.

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Look if it’s between my shaky hands with some sort of trimmer or a professional esthetician with wax, there’s no contest.

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Another indication that there is no higher power or God!

But if you cut the grass it makes the pitch look bigger! :eyes:

On a scale of 1 to 10, how painful is waxing?

It’s a waxing moon tonight.

No dangleberries in this hemisphere.

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1,000,000

Edit: I have no pain tolerance though. So ymmv.

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Message for Utd and their fans:

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Yoro career already finished.

Wrong thread, but fuck it.

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https://x.com/SkySportsNews/status/1817513047373537637

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What squad number do we reckon he gets?

That’s true but least the signings Arteta makes are worth waiting for.

Under Wenger we’d wait the whole transfer window only to sign players like Bischoff because none of the top quality players he wanted met with his valuation. :grinning:

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3

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Ideally 3, but as Tierney still has it…33 would be my bet.

Riccardo Gallasfiori.

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Would be good but I doubt it’ll happen with Tierney still on the books. 13, 16, 17, 23, 25, 27, 28 are all available.

Based on nothing, I’m thinking he gets 17.

#33

Not that you can ascribe something like this to all Italians but 17 is generally considered an unlucky number there.

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