Fabrizio can’t believe his luck, he’s gets to farm this transfer even longer. Shameless man.
Good article about Calafiori and how he will fit perfectly into our system…
There we go, all that delay was because he had to fix his hair.
Where are the twitter reports of his plane flying over the channel?
How’s the medical??
Seems no chance he is going to Los Angeles today.
His balls are lovely, according to the lucky nurse.
I bet those plums are smooth af.
So specific on one part
Wax guy for sure. I respect that.
the fuck is going in here?!
Minor annoyance but it is annoying how this stage is so dragged out by Arsenal.
Why
Talking about freshly shaved bollocks I think
You guys must have watched AFTV a lot.
Manscape… Their sponsor… Talk about shaved balls
Arsenal have got to be the worst offenders in world football for taking forever to announce a signing lol.
Remember when Gabriel was training for some time with our team and before they announced it in some awkward live stream interview between Willian, Luiz and a mystery man?
I believe they took their time with Raya too. He was already training with the team.
Edit:
There it is, lol.
Manscape - Another “problem” that’s been created to fit a product. It could only start in the US.
We’re adult humans, it’s body hair, it’s normal, if your partner doesn’t like your pubes, get with someone who deserves you.
Elsewhere in another advert - If you don’t have hair on your head you’re a freak, now buy this hair-replacing supplement.
Fucking bonkers.
What’s your opinion on underarm/armpit hair??
or ear/nostril hair
On men, it’s fine. On women, it’s also fine.