Ray Parlour

Good thread this.

Happy 50th Birthday Ray!

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Seeing those goals you’d say he was a goalscoring machine.

Absolutely brilliant to have him aroung as a squad player in his later years, not to mention his earlier years where he was a starter.
Always brought something to the pitch with his leadership, aggression, workrate… Always ready for a battle, you knew you wont get bullied with him in the team.

I wanted him to stay after 2004 although he wasn’t playing too much, just felt his personality could’ve helped.

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What a life.

How is he in such good shape with the amount he drinks lol

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He doesn’t eat.

Always with alcohol. I really like the guy and rated him highly as a player. But it’s almost pathetic posing with various drinks on almost every photo.

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I’m not sure why…

Tuesday club

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All the twisted shit ex and current players get tied up in and people are upset because he likes to tie one on lol.

Let the man enjoy his hobby of getting shit faced, it’s a nobel art.

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He’s not doing any harm to anyone, either, apart from The Liver of Ray.

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If you have to drink something I think beer and jagermesiter is an excellent choice. :+1:

Although I wouldn’t recommend mixing the two at the same time :grimacing: except on special occasions :poldi:

56 healing herbs in jagermester… The many essential nutrients and minerals in beer including barely, hops, B group vitamins… A really great way to stay hydrated and healed.

Btw, technically, beer is a food product not a drink :hipster:

Yeah drinking is really cool.

Why does it need to be “cool” he likes a few drinks like a lot of us do lol.

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lol wtf. We all like a drink. But I think it’s pretty pathetic being 50 and posing with alcohol in every image. Is that all he his now?

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if anything i am a little concerned how much he drinks

I know he does the legends tours in the Emirates and he’s a club rep at fan events and the likes. That won’t make good content and he’s appealing to those who follow him with what he posts.

Hey as long as he’s happy I don’t mind it myself.

Idk the few times I had Guinness it felt like I had to chew it. It definitely counts as a meal.

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What an advert. Ray kills it.

There isn’t a bloke alive I’d want to have a pint with more than Ray.

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