Dlivery addiction is real.
A coworker of mine is in the top 5% of Deliveroo orders in the UK. He had someone from Deliveroo confirm him that during a customer enquiry.
I asked him how many times he orders food a week and he told me he just doesn’t cook.
Sad and lazy
I genuinely thought he was trolling me but I realised he was serious when he got upset when I suggested he’s fucking with me.
He’s a heavy lad but he’s also quite tall too so it balances out.
He’s well paid so I’m sure he can afford it.
Kinda made me feel good about ordering delivery 3-4 times a month. 
These are what @Trion would refer to as tap-ins
They genuinely couldn’t have happened without Phil Foden’s delectable pass/assist.
Mark Goldbridge adopted Arteta’s haramball tactics to beat KSI’s dominant team who sit top of the ballers league
