Random football stuff

Dlivery addiction is real.

A coworker of mine is in the top 5% of Deliveroo orders in the UK. He had someone from Deliveroo confirm him that during a customer enquiry.

I asked him how many times he orders food a week and he told me he just doesn’t cook.

Sad and lazy

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I wonder what gave them the impression that he was a Deliveroo user. Weighed heavily…huh?

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I genuinely thought he was trolling me but I realised he was serious when he got upset when I suggested he’s fucking with me.

He’s a heavy lad but he’s also quite tall too so it balances out.
He’s well paid so I’m sure he can afford it.

Kinda made me feel good about ordering delivery 3-4 times a month. :rofl:

These are what @Trion would refer to as tap-ins

They genuinely couldn’t have happened without Phil Foden’s delectable pass/assist.

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Mark Goldbridge adopted Arteta’s haramball tactics to beat KSI’s dominant team who sit top of the ballers league

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