Random football stuff

Completely forgot Lampard played for City :nauseated_face:

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Scored against Chelsea, too

Me too

Yeah see, you could totally just put a team together with over lapping players and a lot of people wouldn’t even notice

FUCK ME I JUST REALISED MY TEAM ABOVE DOESN’T WORK EITHER, CAUSE OF PIRLO MILAN RONALDO MILAN.

Gonna have to get Mlinkovic Savic with it.

(fat) Ronaldo, Messi

De Bruyne, Albelda, Rosicky, Okocha

Robertson, Koulibaly, Ferdinand, Lahm

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Fuck me Albelda and Rosicky for Pirlo and Cazorla is a major downgrade. Really made some massive sacrifices to get fat Ronnie in there lol.

Taking out fat you maybe get a better team but fuck taking out fat and putting in gay:

(gay) Ronaldo, Bergkamp, Messi,

De Bruyne, Pirlo, Albelda

Robertson, Koulibaly, Ferdinand, Lahm

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aaanddd this lineup above is no good, gay Ronnie and Pirlo incompatible. Fuck.

:joy::joy:

At least you can have Cliff Bastin though. I’m stuck with Stevie G.

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Surely?

If I were as old as some on this forum I could start my team odd by sticking Lev Yashin in goal. It’d be a piece of piss from there

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Bergkamp, (fat) Ronaldo, Messi

De Bruyne, Albelda, De Rossi

Robertson, Koulibaly, Ferdinand, Lahm

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Feels a bit cheap putting in De Rossi as I’m not really a fan of his nor did I watch him in anything other than CL or World Cup, but a De Bruyne-Albelda-Totti midfield is not viable and if I can’t have Pirlo with gay Ronnie fuck sacrificing fat Ronnie.

I’m done. Easily the best lineup done. Beat that.

Bergkamp and fat Ronaldo are both Interistas

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Poetic.

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Lol just realised this. FUCK MEEEE

Plus fat ronaldo and messi are obviously ex barca.

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Oh jesus

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Also de Bruyne and Koulibaly have both played for Genk :joy:

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Ffs :arteta:

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looool,

Bergkamp, Messi
Silva, Pirlo, Zidane, Modric
Robertson Koulibaly Ferdinand Lahm
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I swear to fucking christ if someone tells me Modric played for Jong Ajax before going to Sparta Prague I will kill them

Noope.

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Fuck. I am worse at this than Trion at memes.

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zidane and Modric also :joy:

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