And thank you for absolutely fucking nothing, Raheem.
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Thank you for continuing to cost Chelsea ÂŁ1m per month until 2027.
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Sterling probably ranks amongst our top 3 worst signings of all time.
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Really depends on how you want to cut it.
I could make a case for Wellington Silva in there given he never actually wore the shirt but went on six loans instead.
Pepe fee vs return is another way..
Not saying hes not mind. Itâs a perfectly cromulent position.
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Still 
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He sucked but Silvestre was worse. I have scars.
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Iâd rule him out simply on the basis of him being a loan.
Silvestre
Schillaci
Mustafi
Luzhny
Andre Santos
Wenger knew a shit defender when he saw one.
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He did but at least he was previously a good playerâŚ
Schillaci, Mustafi and Andre Santos are the worst three for meâŚ
And Sterling wasnât?
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Sterling was a loan. He wasnât a fuckwit!
Sterling was pure trash
Took me 20 minutes but I realised who the glaring ommission from this list wasâŚ
Igors Stepanovs
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Pascal Cygan is missing too!
Time an older git chimes in;
Colin Pates, Eddie McGoldrick, Pal Lyderson, Francis Jeffers, John Jenson, Glenn Helder, Park Chu-young, Chris Kiwomya, Sigurdur JĂłnsson, Jimmy Carter.
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Why is our âfox in the boxâ in your list, lol! 
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An actual fox could have scored some of the sitters he missed.
I heard someone on a podcast today say that we need a âfox in the boxâ striker. I found a car park and had a cry for a few minutes.