Mohawk Auba was the alright Auba.
Everything since…
Makes sense actually, his haircut is now as shit as his form this season.
Also, what is his brother’s actual job? Seems like he just leeches a living off PEA
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Had the same thought about his brother. What tf does he actuallly do haha you just see him around Auba all the time.
Wikipedia describes him as a professional footballer, but he hasn’t played since 2015 for FC Kray, whoever the fuck they are!
You forgot the subs: Wachter, Mezu, Assoumou-Akue, Nzé, Mbourou, Moubeti, Obissa, Oyono, Allogho and last but not the least, Martinsson-Ngouali.
Household names each one of them really.
He actually kept it. 
Can’t wait for him to be sulking with that haircut after missing 3-4 chances against Liverpool.
It looks to have a good effect on overall squad mood and team bonding. Shite haircut or not im all for it.
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Is he laughing so much because he has just seen a mirror?
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Neymar pulled wearing extensions while playing football better.
His hairline isn’t strong enough for that kind of hair. You just won’t get away with it lol
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Damn looks like Auba’s hairline struggling to keep up with his forehead.
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If it helps him to aim better in front of the goal I’m all up for it.
Needless to say it looks absolutely atrocious. But fun 
He should an extra touch by dyeing it to purple or pink 
Wouldn’t be getting away with that with crowds in the stadiums.
His abysmal hairline totally destroys any opportunity for him to wear this hairstyle with any sort of pride.
I like that he is just laughing knowing how fekin shit and disgusting it looks haha prime Gollum stuff.
He needs to go properly short, something like Henry back in the day.
This is a particularly bad look for him imo, previous styles have been better, despite still accentuating the fivehead.
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Fucking hell, what a move.
:laca2: that was some R9 stuff
shame he cant do that sorta stuff when it matters :bellerin:
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