Pierre-Emerick Aubameyang (signed, sealed, delivered)

Dortmund are cunts.

First they are all like yeah we’re willing to sell, but ONLY if our demands our met. Okay we’ve now done that, finally. Now they won’t sanction the deal until they have replacement? Fuck off. You get 60 million, give us the damn player and sort your shit out.

That’s what we did with Sanchez in the summer though

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What they are doing is typical of any club tbh, you should only sell when you’ve adequately replaced the departing player.

You can get fucked doing it any other way especially when it’s one of your most important players on the way out.

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Has Ozil ever dribbled past 7 players? Or even 3?

There’s a clip on the MOTD analysis of him doing 3 in our last league match.

https://twitter.com/JanAageFjortoft/status/957902816068108288

Edging closer guys :slight_smile:

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That majestic goal in CL last season comes to mind.
Think it was a late winner and seal our qualification.

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That’s a modest choice Dortmund have made.

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Yeah you guys are right. I’m just frustrated and impatient I guess.

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It’s hard not to be when you support this club, everything almost always has to be done the hardest way and most drawn out way possible.

I’m quietly confident well get this done though, it isn’t in Dortmund’s best interest for him to still be on their books come end of the window at all.

Got to give credit where it’s due if we complete this signing.

The big worry if we sold Sánchez was always our ability to sign a top quality replacement. Thought Aubameyang was out of our reach but looking like we’ve pulled it off. He is one of the best strikers in the world. Certainly not as complete a player as Sánchez but if used correctly, on paper he can replace the goal output.

A huge worry I’ve always had is that Arsenal would have lost a significant amount of “fear factor” with Sánchez gone but replacing him with Aubameyang is pretty good fucking work.

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can you imagine the shit storm if this doesn’t get done?

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Cech

Bellerin - Mustafi - Koscielny - Monreal

Ozil - Ramsey - Wilshere - Miki

Lacazette - Auba

Lacks significant balance but that is a sexy ass Fifa XI.

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https://twitter.com/JWTelegraph/status/957921309924777984

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He claims from a source inside the club. Look at the date though, January 18th, good ol’ Moley knew something :grin:

Well fuck me with a jazzman’s trombone
It looks like it’s going to happen !
COYG
COYG
COYG

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He’s got the Euros to £ conversion wrongl. Sounds likes he’s reprinting Kicker without bothering to get the figures right.

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Bargain

He’s corrected it since. I’ve updated my post