Worst thing about signing guys straight from South America into the Prem is the transition of not only football but life too.
Good thing about him is that he’s Spanish and has been at Man City before. I assume his English are good too.
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Orny retweeted this. Poor guy getting pelters in the replies 
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Haha yeah people are savaging him lol
Pretty funny
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Interesting read. Hope he smashes it with us
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He isn’t Mustafi, that’s good enough for me atm
El producto español is just superior by nature, nothing to do about it, as I always tell my gf
Is that why you get so shy about posting pictures of yourself?
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I’m not really shy about posting pictures of myself, lol, posted them plenty. I am paranoid of leaving them up yeah 
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God bless these saddos that voluntarily hang out at Heathrow just so that the rest of us can get transfer confirmation 24 hours before it’s official 
Also far too handsome to be playing football surely. No one tell him you get booked for taking your shirt off over here 
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I’d rather had a saga for weeks if that would be for a top player (to be). This one has all kind of red flags.
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Hopefully he’s actually a good footballer so you and @Phoebica can fawn over someone sexy with actual quality on the pitch. 
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Loan with option to buy. Wonder if he will ever see the pitch.
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Please let this deal happen
When I find myself in times of trouble
Pablo Mari comes to me
Speaking words of wisdom
Let it be
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OH YESSSS DAVE
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That’s bad even for you.
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We’re back, Abou, my man
We’re f***in’ back 
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You can always Help! when it comes to me rejigging Beatles songs, if you like 
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Mertesacker without all the goods but with all the bads. Awful signing.
With a little help from my friends. We will get you a ticket to ride on a yellow Submarine back In the USSR.
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