Odsonne Édouard

surely someone scored quicker then the secon half of a game?

He came on as a sub late in the game and scored two. His first goal was only his second touch as well! Could have been our ‘fox in the box’! :rofl: :rofl: :rofl:

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Only if he can time travel.

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that makes more sense

Not sure why people are surprised about him coming on and contributing straight away, I felt he was Odsonne to bag himself a goal on debut.

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Better than Bumbarclartzette, we all knew that shit from day one

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I signed this guy for my Napoli team in Master League on PES 2020 so technically I thought of it first.

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France 3 Occitanie report that French striker Odsonne Édouard has finally paid out the €23,539 in damages owed to the man he rendered deaf after an airsoft gun attack in 2017.

The former Celtic striker had been handed a four month suspended prison sentence in 2018 for an incident that took place the previous year, during his loan spell at Toulouse. The forward had, from his car, shot at Francis Guiral – a passer-by in the street in his fifties – in his left ear, leaving him injured and deaf in that ear.

The Premier League club are reported to have pushed the forward into paying the debt, in response to pressure from the media with regard to the situation.

If it’s true he had to be pressured to pay it’s not a good look and even worse than it was to begin with.

Scumbag shit.

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So he was riding around shooting random people with an air gun? Yeah fuck this guy.

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What a fucking piece of shit

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Hard to see someone being rewarded with a football career having done that.

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He rendered someone deaf (edit: in one ear) and the payout is like 23k?!

That’s a very inadequate sum considering the damages. Yet he still wasn’t willing to pay it out?!

Gone pretty close to the top of my PL Cunt List for that.

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