Shame we didnt get semenyo over him last summer.
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Zero end product as usual. Nothing will ever change.
Ā£52m down the drain
I think heās been decent since joining but not today. I just donāt understand why we needed him if we didnāt consider a need for a RW when a younger and better option was available the year before.
Or after watching Nwaneri perform well deputising for Saka last season having made the decision not to go for Olise in 24/25.
Then youāve got kvara in Jan on a steal or semenyo for similar money in the summer. Cherki at around 30m.
But nah letās absolutely thrust 50m+ at Chelsea for someone they wanted to shift. Deja vu.
I was actually all in when we signed him. Expecting him to break out with end product, as was the expectation and reasons for the club to buy him.
Suffice to sayā¦
ā¦dog shot footballeur.
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Heās a good option. Perfect for mixing it up against low blocks. No goals in over twenty league games is unacceptable though.
Nonentity Madueke.
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I still want to look at him positively but, damnā¦ Saw some stat last night, not sure if true, how he has ZERO goals and ZERO assists in the league for almost the whole past year.
You canāt defend that brev. Youāre a forward ffs. I know itās not all about the numbers but that looks BAD. He really needs to work on his end product.
Itās really a shame considering how dangerous he is one on one, and heās a fast guy who could get into many dangerous positions if he impoves his movement too. Not such a bad striker of the ball either, Iāve seen worse players with better numbersā¦ Just needs to become sharper in front of the goal.
Edit: Not sure you can trust a profile with that name lol
Noni Madueke in the PL since January 25, 2025:
ā Hater Central (@TheHateCentral) January 25, 2026
25 Matches
0 Goals
0 Assists
ONLY 365 DAYS š„š„š„ pic.twitter.com/Gmu9KWQy9k
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I like his dribbling and how direct he is, heās brought something quite refreshing to our squad, but he really needs to start putting up some fucking numbers (domestically)
Uninspiring signing from the off
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Feel massively in the minority here, but Madueke might be our most dangerous attacking player. His intent is so clear - to run at the full back.
I will not defend the indefensible - no goals. However, he might be our only attacker who has the mindset to drive forward to run at the opposition. He started well against Forest before getting dragged off. Massive goal at Bayern but hadnāt had a run of games since.
For me, heās the better of the attacking players we bought this season. He actually reminds me of pre-Arsenal era Thierry Henry, maybe Monaco/early Juve. Thats why I was joking that Arteta should convert him to centre forward. The stats arenāt there. I remember, when he was signed, it was mentioned the he might be on the verge of breaking out. Maybe end product comes next season, but then again, probably not.
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so far heās like Gervinho but one good thing is that heās still only 23
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Which usually is the hardest thing to do for a forward/wingerā¦ Obviously we have examples like CR7 and Sterling who got there in effectivity, but those are exemptions rather than the rule.
Havenāt you heard, heās washed.
Fair. Saka is pretty direct.
Madueke been a million times better than mr āis he eber gonna turn up?ā
But I donāt think adds anything on what bad boy Ethan produced last year.
Has he though? Neither been great but Eze has numerous assists and goals to his name (not to mention an NLD hatty), and featured centrally during that decent run we had while vegangaard was out injured
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English Gervinho
Never seen a professional footballer be this bad at hitting the target
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Just a pointless player really. Best 1v1 at the club without a doubt. But absolutely shit at everything else that comes after that.
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