Nicolas Pépé | Deal completed!

Anyone else thinking how to obliterate their FPL to fit him in now? :joy:

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Holy shit bird, is this fucking really happening??!!!

@Sol where the fuck are you, come in here and SIIIUUUUUUUUUUU

:siuu: :siuu: :siuu:

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You get a like for having the canon facing the right way.

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I’m waiting till the last day to construct my team lol.

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Yes we need some @Sol in here

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This is quite possibly the biggest madness ever!

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Bigger than the Aubameyang deal?

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I didn’t have any Arsenal players in my team since yesterday, when Ceballos was put in there for £5.5M.

PEPE IS GOING STRAIGHT IN, GET IN THERE SONNNNNNN

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Both incredible madnesssses.

Arsenal twitter was tracking planes ffs :rofl:

YES

What’s the opposite of meltdown? It’s what this feels like lol

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Homeless Sven would never

(I’m hoping this isn’t just his scouting work they’re pouncing on but their own ideas)

@Bl1nk I think so, a lot of clubs are in for this guy and it’s come out of nowhere with this £45m budget talk

FUUUUCK YEEAHH ! WE’RE IN BUSINESS NOW. 2020 EPL Champions.
I honestly think we’ve got the best player in the league right now, with Hazard gone. (disclaimer: I’ve only watched yt videos of him).

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If this doesn’t happen now, I’m flying direct from far North Queensland to Ornstein’s office and will burn it down.

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Careful mate! She can still call it off despite the nice ring!

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No escape from this fucking song

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I’m actually in shock, earlier this morning I couldn’t understand why people we’re not making a bigger deal that we had the 72 million accepted, and why people we’re suggesting Napoli- lets be honest they’re way below us- were bullying out two clubs like Arsenal and Liverpool.

Absolute scenes, paying the big money is our stumbling block, presenting an enticing package to Pepe’s party should be the easy bit.

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Who would have thought Willy Zaha was our 2nd choice backup?

:pires2:

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@Sol Where are you u piece of shite ! join the SIUUUUUUUUU :siuu::siuu::siuu::siuu::siuu::siuu::siuu::siuu::siuu::siuu::siuu::siuu::siuu:

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