Some footballers are blessed with surnames that sound a bit filthy.
Can we build a squad of them 
I’ll start - Rod Fanni
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Stefan Kuntz and Paul Dickov.
Seaman might qualify too.
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Seaman in goal
Fanni and Shittu CB pairing in front of him
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I hope you’re being duly recompensed by this forum for your tireless efforts recently, sir 
Jordan Nobbs 
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Julian Dicks from a while back.
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Backline of Dicks, Fanni and Shittu so far 
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Paul Dickov
Wayne Wanklyn
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Areola got to be providing competition for Seaman between sticks
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Fabian Assman would be the better gk 
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Oh damn, didn’t realise he as a keeper too. Stiff competition in that position then
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Pegguy Arphexad is a tenuous one, but whenever I’ve seen his name it’s made me think of a guy being pegged and asphyxiated.
Pretty sure that’s on me though and nobody else is making that connection.
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You could probably add Umtiti too 
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David Goodwillie
Lars Bender
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Just remembered the Portuguese goalkeeper known as Quim
The goalkeeping position really is a veritable goldmine!
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Lopez Ufarte
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It’s an obvious one, but Christian Fuchs at left back
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