Naughty FC

Some footballers are blessed with surnames that sound a bit filthy.

Can we build a squad of them :grin:

I’ll start - Rod Fanni

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Stefan Kuntz and Paul Dickov.

Seaman might qualify too.

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Seaman in goal

Fanni and Shittu CB pairing in front of him

:grin:

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I hope you’re being duly recompensed by this forum for your tireless efforts recently, sir :eyes:

Jordan Nobbs :man_shrugging:t2:

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Julian Dicks from a while back.

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Backline of Dicks, Fanni and Shittu so far :joy:

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Paul Dickov
Wayne Wanklyn

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Areola got to be providing competition for Seaman between sticks

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Fabian Assman would be the better gk :stuck_out_tongue:

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Oh damn, didn’t realise he as a keeper too. Stiff competition in that position then

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Pegguy Arphexad is a tenuous one, but whenever I’ve seen his name it’s made me think of a guy being pegged and asphyxiated.

Pretty sure that’s on me though and nobody else is making that connection.

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You could probably add Umtiti too :poldi:

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@AM_Exile is making a strong case for winning Poster of the Year and it’s only March!

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David Goodwillie
Lars Bender

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Just remembered the Portuguese goalkeeper known as Quim :joy:

The goalkeeping position really is a veritable goldmine!

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Lopez Ufarte

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It’s an obvious one, but Christian Fuchs at left back

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