As if there’s a goalie called ‘Quim’ 
EDIT: Okay there is
Make him the goalie.
Whatever next, Queef at right back?
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As if I’d made it up! Haha
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Kasper Bøgelund - Bøg = gay in Swedish. Danish names are often a big source of entertainment for Swedes 
Cho San Kuk - Striker for S Korea in the WC 1990. Kuk = cock in Swedish and Chosan was a condom brand.
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Lund is dick in punjabi so quite a potent combo there
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