Seems there is something to these Banega rumours
The new man ITK Kike has said.
Now what kind of guy is Banega?
Well here’s a video of him wanking. DEFINITELY NSFW. @Calum especially may get whipped if he even looks at his phone, let alone checking Banega’s shot.
His injury record is certainly something:
After leaving training Ever went to fill up his car - only to depart the petrol station in an ambulance. The playmaker failed to set his handbrake after parking and the car subsequently rolled backwards, trapped his foot, and broke his ankle and leg in the process.
The car related problems didn’t stop there:
The 24-year-old watched his car set on fire in July after a problem with the circuiting.
Turning in a great performance against Barcelona whole intoxicated you say? (#RIPWilsh)
Then, just as he was finding some rhythm for his club the reports of him turning up to training late and drunk appeared. He would go on to score and deliver a brilliant performance against Barcelona less than 72 hours later
As I see it, this signing addresses a huge area of the squad that had been made open recently; the banter.
I still think surely we have enough midfielders with Torreira coming in, so surely this is a non starter but let’s see.
Being serious, I’d rather they focus on another CB ready for the first team and a winger.