Mohamed Elneny (25)

The Players
#926

Apparently his first name is Penin

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#927

I didn’t Sphinx he would catch it .

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#928

He’s a mummy boy.

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#929

All these bad jokes.

Tut tut tutankhamun

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#930

Pharaoh nuff if you don’t like the dodgy puns, sometimes there are a few tombany on OA tbf, but no need to be rude about it Giza.

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#931

Sorry :pensive:

I think I like them, really.

I’m just in de Nile

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#932

Elneny is positive? Dammit :expressionless:

Hopefully he doesn’t laze about in self-isolation and stiffen up, otherwise he may need a Cairo-practor.

Especially if he was exposed to a sar-coughagus

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#933

I’ve heard this was a problem that Aaron Ramses had in his time with us.

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#934

:point_up:That’s basically why I love reading OA! U know what I Min.

Your Sharm really skeikhs up my daily routine.

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#935

Is Partey injured?

Means we go back to a beautiful Xhaka / Ceballos combo in midfield :gabriel:

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#936

You’ve ruined the puns :pensive:

I expected that from Sharm-rock Gooner, not you

#937

Clever :+1:t2::+1:t2:

#938

I hate all of you. You ruined my day.

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#939

Aww, did poor little diddums have his day ruined by some jokes?

Edit: Sorry, that was probably unnecessarily cleopatronising

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#940

:needcoffee:

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#941

Let’s get it back on topic then. Should we now go too the pyramid system for Leeds.

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#942

I wonder what Maitland-Niles would make of all this

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#944

Don’t sphinx it!:wink:

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#945

Sainsbury’s Abou Diaby.
Almost left us with 9 men.

#946

Hang on, what?

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