Mom of nine? Nine?!? I would lose my mind.
I was talking to a 34yo bird on a dating site. Turned out she had 7 kids and was due an 8th in the next 2 months.
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How did the date go?
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He just said…kids due in 2 months… 
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You rascal.
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Fuck that noise lol
How many fathers?
I didn’t get around to asking, thought it’d be rude lol
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It didn’t, not sure what she was hoping to achieve on a dating site. Probably needed more sperm donors
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Not too sure about that.
I think if Ozil would have been less busy with other things than football he might had another season at Arsenal: https://youtu.be/FgrXrCaYbYk
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So where will Ozil go next transfer window?
Don’t care
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Unsure. If only there were some kind of video content creator that could inform me on the subject.
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Love your sarcasm! Enjoy the match!
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I’d rather see Mesut playing the role Laca is right now.
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He’s played the useless cunt loads.
It’s not very funny tbh. I’m assuming Özil will head off to Turkey.
Yeah I know and now it’s Mesut’s turn 
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It’s funny that after winning at OT, nobody so far has mentioned that if Gozil was playing, we would have won by 23 goals with 28 assists by the worlds greatest footballer…Funny that!.. 
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When Elneny is getting accolades left,right and centre and your left seething with your Twitter account. 
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Sure he’s probably already up on Fortnite streaming to his fans. He’d only post something inspirational if we lose.
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