Martin Ødegaard (c) (8)

Absolute opposite for me. I find listening to him like nails on chalkboard. Talks about every tactical facet of the game like he’s the first and only person to understand it properly.

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His calm way of speaking feels like he is babying me and explaining a very basic concept in a juvenile manner to insult me.

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I find his voice incredibly jarring. Like he’s eating the mic

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I like Clive too, he’s very measured with his takes and doesn’t make excuses when we’ve not been good enough.

His pre-season needs to consist of a lot of meat

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How can you have such a great first half and follow it up with that second half?

Somebody feed this guy some meat ffs

Where are the fogging estandards?

If Ramsdale can get binned why not this guy?

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Just another sentimental captain hire who runs a lot but offers no leadership whatsoever.

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There was absolutely no reason to play him today.

He is likely playing injured, is playing like shit.

Can do with a rest.

Nwaneri still can’t get minutes.

Just please overrun him as well I guess.

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Gets a good assist and people are still moaning about him, must’ve been some second half.

Watching motd highlights and we don’t look bad.

Kid you not, could’ve been one of his worst halves here.

Got us in trouble a couple times because of his trampoline touches when WE countered.
The goal we conceded was the icing on the cake though, should’ve never stood mind you.

Oh, and of course this.
https://x.com/cmbftbl/status/1918734496565756087
This comment had me rolling :rofl::
https://x.com/fleabaghs/status/1918742280401310073

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Btw, went under the radar but he may be a doubt against PSG.
Got injured right at the end and when Arteta was asked about him he said he had to talk to the doc.

the highlights flatter us. It was dreadful, and Odegaard was one of the worst culprits.

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No, they didn’t. We did play some really good stuff in the first hour.

I’ll give you the first half. We were dreadful in the second half.

Martin, Kind reminder - eat meat.

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Do we know if he became vegan or are we just making assumptions based on his muscle loss and dead skin tone ?

Doesn’t matter. Even if he was a vegan, I very much doubt that is is causing his downward spiral.

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You sound like a vegan! :grin: