Martin Ødegaard (c) (8)

well I’ve done my part, so I can confidently say: collect more sacrifices, NLD around the corner and our presumed direct rivals for the title after that.

maybe start going for animals with similar anatomy.

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I have been waiting for that chance to take the PIGMOL to a court case for a very long time.
Looking forward if they dare to do so, even they really want it.

I’ve got a circuit workout to do this evening. I’m hoping the sacrifices that have been brought to our attention in this thread are enough to pity me later on.

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ask not what the Arsenal can do for you, but what you can do for the Arsenal.

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Ain’t bad but doesn’t roll off the tongue at 2 points:

‘That Martin’s gonna play it through to you’ should be chopped to ‘that Martin plays it through to you’.

And the ‘realised what Odegaard can do’ is also a mouthful so maybe ‘realised what our 8 can do’. Change it to ‘10’ if he switches next season.

Won’t get sung anyway but still

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I survived tonight. Ankles firmly intact, synovial fluids flowing freely and lubricating my ankles like a good engine oil.

But at what cost?

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Limmy deserves a like :slight_smile:

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Every setback is an opportunity. Maybe this is the chance for Nwaneri to step up. May not start against Spurs or City but could play a role as a sub.

Max Dowman, make me proud.

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Your lyrics are as bad as your self promotion

#grindsetmentality

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Mikel isn’t ruling Ode out in his press conference. Maybe just mind games.

There’s no way Odegaard will play.

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Martin ain’t startin

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Tell that to Odegaard’s ankle lol

https://x.com/kayakaynak97/status/1836455951051768152?s=46&t=LlMNFvsPPy2ozwuX8FhQrA

Well, fuck.

https://x.com/samjdean/status/1836456189141348670?s=46

Fuck these pointless international breaks

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