Jakey, that was actually pretty funny tbf
haha love this, so releaved that he didn’t say Lingard
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He’s definitely on the sex offenders register.
Peak noncery.
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And yet Manchester City, Real Madrid, and Bayern felt like it was needed to get wing defenders for €50-80 million. Mendy, Walker, F. Mendy, Pavard, Hernandez.
If money is not an issue, then you buy ready-made because why not?
Pavard and Hernandez can and may play as centre-backs and with Hummels gone… I don’t see them benching Alaba or Kimmich but who knows?
Ferland Mendy is another who has had a fairly dramatic rise in the game similar to TAA and AWB.
Benji Mendy. Barely played. 17 Prem games in two years.
Walker has been a good signing for City but a good sell from Tottenham’s perspective.
At least we can be happy at United being finished as a big club that wins the PL and CL
Rashford of all people earning 250k per week.
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Yeh Ozil is worth £690k now
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Absolute state of it.
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I still hate this game.
Martial is on 250K.
Par for the course I guess, United just like us pay pretty ordinary players vast amounts of money.
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Diogo Dalot has been decent the odd times I’ve seen United play and going by the state of mentions, United fans think the same.
Dalot cost United £19m last year. Is it true? I think Solskjaer wants to go in the #BritishCore direction and with the signing of AWB…
Imagine writing an article about man going shopping 
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Peak sports journalism.
That’s when you know you’ve made it.
whatever gives you clicks. Now it will get even more clicks just because how ridicilous the article is.
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So anything you do directly before going shopping is to celebrate it?
By that logic, I’ve celebrated many a dump by going shopping afterwards without even knowing it.
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If its a ghost poo you have every right to celebrate it imo.
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That’s fun to hear