Lucas Torreira

Boy pussy

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Friday night banter

Play him at the base you Mandark looking fuck

What a shit coach we hired

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Feel free to contribute

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This is when we need ^^ @Bl1nk

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Don’t knock it until u tried it Jakey. The one major plus is that u can’t make a butt baby, so ur safe there. Just sayin.

And btw it’s 3pm here this is far from Friday night banter for me :grin::grin:

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At least I’m on a night train home and smashed, what’s your fucking excuse then, ya mad cunt?

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No excuse, completely sober but a little bored at work :joy::joy::heart::heart:

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Does your wife know your into all this kinky man stuff?

You mean my husband?

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Your significant other…dont you think they will run for the hills

Only thing my husband has issues with is when I get poo on his favorite set of anal beads, I catch hell for that let me tell you Maverick79.

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You’re a fucking animal :arteta:

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I have to give mav credit here tbf, all great comedy duos have a straight man :grin::grin:

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You get a like for one of the finest uses of the double entendre I’ve seen on here. :slight_smile:

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Hats off to Torreira for giving a mouthful of words to Nelson for acting like a brat after the fourth.

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what is a booty hole actually?

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Don’t google it ron

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I did not, that’s why I asked :slight_smile:

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@BigWeng_4LYFE the stage is yours

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:joy::joy::joy::joy::joy::joy::joy::joy:

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