Lucas Pérez

And gerbil face

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And stupidly pointy chin. Oh wait no.

With Gabriel & Perez, we shouldn’t sign low cost players, on basis of looks.

But then again we bought Mohammed ‘Awesome Afro’ Elneny.

We have the same barber. :+1:t6::+1:t6::+1:t6:

I’m not dazzled but if he starts scoring for fun he’ll look better and better I believe :smiley:

By that logic GIroud should be living under a bridge charging people to pass by.

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Perez has swagger. I laike.

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He’s not really that good looking for me, we have a good looking team (most of them anyway) and Perez is down near the bottom of that looks wise

for some reason that smile reminds me of below -

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He is much classier looking than Vardy

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Vardy looks like a rat that has got his face stuck in a bottle neck and is straining to get out

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http://i.imgur.com/tXAqNZW.gif

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Wouldn’t it be hilarious if the gunnergirl account was a topo troll account?

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  1. All the big teams tend to play higher lines against us.
  2. We still get countering opportunities against middling teams that we have constantly been poor at. Xhaka and Perez will improve counter attacks generally.
  3. I don’t think he’s only a counter attacking player either, aside from his 1-2s on the edge of the box his 30 yard screamers will be welcome here. He isn’t merely an off the ball speed merchant ala Theo.
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Can’t wait to see this cunt in action

MADNESS INCOMING

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If we got him in January we may have won the league.

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Because Vardy looks inbred.

@morrisc311
So it seems Lacazette was fall back to Perez who became fallback to Lacazette.

#fallbackeption

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Wanted him in January, waited until the second last day of August to sign him, Sounds legit.

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It came from Perez’s own mouth at his farewell press conference at Deportivo yesterday :wink: