Liverpool

Worst title defense in modern history.

I’m sure someone will pull the 1915 English league season out their ass.

Leicester’s 16/17 was way worse.

But yeah this is a monumental failure on their part.

Yeah but it’s Leicester, not the joint most successful English club.

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They cant defend a title. They were just as poor in 20/21

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That team overperformed on an unbelievable scale, easily forgiven.

Mourinho crash out season at Chelsea is up there. They finished 10th after winning the title.

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Yep. You could say Chelsea that season were even worse considering the squad and the money they had. Totally collapsed that season.

Just to win it again the next season with Conte, but then he also crashed the following year, not as bad as Mourinho though.

They were crazy incosistent those years.

Fucking hell, Gerrard really knew how to get his penis right through the meat of the ball

https://youtube.com/shorts/WpL4ATmP2d0?si=YKLaMuNKSha_xdDy

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Is it the filming angle that makes it look like it’s not as long of a long range shot as it really is?

No, it’s your own poor eyesight and depth perception. You wouldn’t recognise a guy putting his penis directly through the ball even if your eye was the ball.

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I genuinely really enjoy the cash register noise every time the ball hits the net.

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Thought I was alone. Something really unsatisfying about those goals and that’s odd because long distance goals are by far my favourites.

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Speaking of shots from distance.

Spongebob’s FK yesterday was unbelievable.
https://x.com/i/status/2020659652078268479

He honestly should be fuming with himself over scoring that and having it mean fuck all, partly because of his own fuck up for the equaliser.

Hmm, is there something wrong with the camera that makes it seem like that free kick was taken from 12 yards rather than 30 yards?

Or am I just a soppy git that is being weirdly pedantic about a scrumptious goal?

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What you beefing with @Trion for? :rofl:

I’m beefing with both of you goal snobs who expect every goal to be an April 16th 2005 Erik Edman 40-yard screamer.

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Bavin expected 30-40 posts applauding him for posting a random video of Gerrard’s long shots on Monday afternoon and thereby is cranking to see two replies talking about camera angle and one about cash register noise.

Life is indeed rough Bavin

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All I have to say is: Lampard > Gerrard

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What about John Arne Riise

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The white Roberto Carlos.

Like Lamela scoring that rabona against us, only to lose the game and get sent off :smiley:

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