Fuck. He’s gonna get Ballon d’Or, isn’t he?
50 goals in a season effectively, team won La Liga and CL, hard to see what could possibly stop him.
Will they select him for the World Cup? They probably shouldn’t…
Hope he enjoys prison food.
You do know what a suspended sentence is yeah ?
Man ain’t going to the big house.
And yes Karim will be at the World Cup @sevchenko.
Hopefully wins the Golden Boot
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@DavidHillier guess who has most posts in this thread
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I’ll be shattered if it isn’t me.
Of course it is you. You have more orgasms over Karim than I do over Giroud
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He’ll probably have a shit season next season.
I don’t think he’ll repeat 50 goals and ballon d’or.
By recent Benzema standards it might be considered shit next season, for normal people it would still likely be considered fantastic.
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And penis
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Seeing some pictures when he was younger online pop up, it’s insane how he’s in much better shape in his 30s than his 20s.
Gotta wonder how his career would’ve pan out if he took things seriously from early on.
He always had the talent and while it’s true he’s career has been great, I still feel there is more to be desired from his 20s. Could have perhaps been in the conversation with Ronaldo and Messi.
That’s a really shit trophy.
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I dunno. There’s a good photo op there if you nestle your head in the v and position your hands right at the end of the arms.
I dunno seems quite a fitting trophy. The positioning and thinness of the arms resemble a teenager struggling to get away (nonce) and the gaudy silvery polish represents extortion / blackmail. Tailor made for this guy’s character if you ask me
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Expected and deserved.
Tbf the competition wasn’t THAT great this year. I don’t want to take anything away from Benzema, but thinking about some brilliant individual seasons some players had during Messi/Ronaldo peak years it just doesn’t strike you that much.
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Great to see a blackmailing nonce win the most prestigious individual award in world football.
Hoping Harold Shipman wins a lifetime achievement award at next year’s event. Deadly finisher in his day
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Undeniable. 
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