He’s not gonna shag you mate
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For one thing, you’re not an underaged prostitute.
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Yeah, no. Doesn’t even get into the queue for the queue behind Giroud.
Is that the Luke Chadwick queue?
I was just having dinner with my brother and we were both discussing how good this bloke is. Legit the complete striker and an 8/10 + in every facet of the game.
Goal scoring
Combination play
Back to goal play
Making runs into the box
Header of the ball
Can dribble
Legit man doesn’t have a glaring weakness
BENZEMA CUNT
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Think you need to win a World Cup to be considered proper elite though 
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Are you saying I’m supporting France in December are you ?
Yeah so handsome. Must be why he gets the attention of those 16 year old girls. That he has to pay to have sex with him.
Proper stud, what a guy top bloke
No weaknesses whatsoever, but you forgot these key attributes:
- Blackmailing teammates over sextapes
- Shagging children
He’s 10/10 in those as well
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Support who you like, it won’t stop England winning it.
Perhaps, Thierry Henry put it best.
“I just wanted to say something to France Football, whoever is voting,” the French icon said on CBS Sports ’ coverage.
Close the votes, Benzema won it. Bye.
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How boring must dinner be if you’re discussing Benzema?
Was it double egg and chips?
It’s the only way they can take their minds off Neighbours finishing.
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Karl Kennedy will still have his music…
Roast lamb, roast potatoes and vegetables.
Apple pie for dessert with ice cream.
Thanks to the old lady.
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Forget appeals Karim, just focus on trying to win a 6th Champions League in 22/23.
Wow just saw his goal tonight, what a class act he is.
There’s nothing classy about a blackmailing nonce
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